Naomi's Comments and Testimonials

2 comments so far

Benjamin2004-04-09T03:49:14Z

I dated Naomi for about 22 hours...
probably less. She is a very cool girl
and she is quite the looker. I take
karate with her, and trust me you dont
want to mess with her.
Nick2004-01-06T16:58:17Z

The first time I met Naomi was in
barren Limestone, Maine during the
Fall of 1997. My first thought
was "Daaaaaaamn. She fine!" quickly
followed by "If her brother sees me
thinking naughty thoughts about her,
I'm going to get my ass thrown out of
a window and beaten to a bloody
pulp!". As my healthy fear of her
brother matured into a quality
friendship (and when he stopped living
down the hall from me), I regularly
tried to put the moves on Naomi. I
was also regularly denied. I guess
she knows she just couldn't handle a
man of my caliber, and didn't want to
fool anyone trying. That's okay,
though. Our friendship allows me to
bum smokes off of her outside the bar
or make crude jokes about her brother
when he's too drunk to remember them.
I'm glad Naomi's my friend, and you
should be glad she's your friend too,
you ingrateful clod.

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